Funny Menopause Candle
Funny Menopause Candle
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Tired of sweating through your sanity—or your fourties? This funny menopause candle brings the laughs and the relief. With a cheeky label, it’s the perfect gift for hot flash queens and hormonal heroes everywhere. Made with clean-burning wax and zero nonsense—just like you. These sassy little things come in amber or clear glass, in either a 9oz jar or a 4oz mini travel size jar.
Snag yours today! They're cute, they're bold, and they're totally lit.
CANDLE DETAILS
Why You'll Love It
These little showstoppers don’t just smell good—they bring the attitude. They’re here to boost your vibe, calm your chaos, or just make your room smell ridiculously amazing! Whether you’re feeling cozy, beachy, flirty, successful, or just done with everyone, we’ve got a candle for you.
Natural Soy Wax Blend
Clean burn, big mood. These candles are made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick for a clean, eco-friendly burn you can feel good about.
Vegan + Cruelty Free
Free from phthalates, parabens, plastics, and lead. Our candles are made with clean ingredients but big personality. Each sassy little jar lights up your space and supports your every mood while remaining eco-friendly, non-toxic, and totally vegan.
Reusable Glass Jar
Available in 4oz or 9oz sizes with your choice of a clear glass or amber glass jar to match your aesthetic. Lid color is either black or gold, depending on our current supply. Burn it, clean it, and reuse it—because they’re just that cute.
Candle Sizes
Choose the 4oz mini candle size for smaller spaces or the 9oz candle size to keep the vibes going longer.
4oz: 2.36in diameter ∙ 2.80in height
9oz: 2.56in diameter ∙ 3.50in height
Long Lasting Burn
When you choose the 9oz candle size, you get up to 50 hours of epic burn time! Or get 20 hours when you choose the 4oz mini.
Assembled in the USA
Each candle is printed and assembled in the USA, in either California or Florida (from globally sourced components).
Candle Care
Always burn within sight. Keep away from flammables, pets & tiny humans. Trim your wick to 1/4" before lighting. Let wax melt fully to the edges for an even burn. For best scent throw, let your candle sit for 2 weeks (unlit) before burning.
MORE TO KNOW
Production Time
We don’t do slow. Most candles ship out within 1-7 business days, depending on time of year. Then shipping time is 2-5 business days on average (excluding carrier delays).
See our Shipping Policy here.
Shipping
We don’t do slow. Most candles ship out within 1-7 business days, depending on time of year. Then shipping time is 2-5 business days on average (excluding carrier delays).
See our Shipping Policy here.
Returns & Exchanges
Our candles are handmade with SO much love. Unfortunately, we aren't able to accept returns or exchanges due to their one-of-a-kind nature.
Plus, for health and safety reasons (especially with our wax), we have to keep it safe and secure. But trust me—I know you're gonna love what you get!
Thanks for supporting small and keeping the good vibes burning! 🖤✨
See our Refund Policy here.
Satisfaction Guarantee
From one sassy little babe to another, I want you to love your candle experience, no questions asked! 🛍️✨
I know you'll love your new candle, but if there are any issues with your order, just let me know and I'll make it right. Your satisfaction is everything to me, and I'm here to make sure you are totally happy!
OUR CLEAN SCENTS
Our Fragrance Oils
Our Clean Scents
Sassy clean ingredients mean everything to us! Regardless of the scent you choose, all of our fragrance oils are vegan, cruelty-free, and made without phthalates or any other ingredients on California’s Proposition 65 list.
But if you're a safety nut like us, you like to know a little bit more. So here's the scoop. We group our fragrances into categories for you—for full transparency. So you can choose whether you want a Sassy Clean, Sassy Cleaner, or Sassy Cleanest scent.
Browse our clean scents below. ↓
Sassy Clean+ Scents
SASSY CLEAN ↓
These scents are vegan, cruelty-free, and are made without phthalates or any other ingredients on California’s Proposition 65 list.
Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream, Clean Cotton, Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, Sage + Lavender
Sassy Cleaner++ Scents
SASSY CLEANER ↓
These scents are free from organ toxins and acute toxins. They are vegan, cruelty-free, and contain no phthalates or any other ingredients on California’s Proposition 65 list. They may contain an ingredient that is being studied for carcinogen, mutagen, or reproductive toxin properties.
Island Vibes, Orange Fluff, Pink Sugar Rush, Strawberrylicious, Vanilla Smoke
Sassy Cleanest+++ Scents
SASSY CLEANEST ↓
These scents are totally free from known carcinogens, mutagens, reproductive toxins, organ toxins, and acute toxins. They are vegan, cruelty-free, and contain no phthalates or any other ingredients on California’s Proposition 65 list.
Apple Pie High, Apples + Xmas Trees, Banana Bread Babe, Buttercream Baddie, Caramel Corn, Cinnamon Sugar, Cranberry Crush, Cucumbers + Melon, Eucalyptus Breeze, Feeling Minty, Gimme S’more, Gingerbread Dreams, Green Tea + Lemongrass, Home Fir Christmas, Iced Ginger Cookie, Juicy Apple Snap, Latte Lust, Lavender Spell, Lemon Butter Cake, Love Potion, Lychee Lush, Moody Melon, Naughty + Nice, Pumpkin + Pralines, Pumpkin Cupcake, Salty Beach, Snicker Doodle, Spruced Up, Sugar Plum Cutie, Sweater Weather, Sweet Punkin Pie, Velvet Oak, Watermelon Tart, White Linen
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Cute. Bold. Lit... Candles with a Lot of Sass!
